"I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them"
About this Quote
The second sentence is the sharp blade. It flips the usual power dynamic where a crowd “judges” from safety. Merman’s subtext is: criticism is cheap when you’re not risking anything. If you think you know how to do it, you’re welcome to step into the light, where timing can collapse, breath can fail, and charisma has to be earned in real time. It’s comedy with teeth, a one-liner that doubles as a defense mechanism against hecklers, reviewers, and the ever-present Broadway anxiety that tonight could be the night the magic doesn’t happen.
Context matters: Merman came up when women onstage were expected to be dazzling but also agreeable. This quote refuses agreeability. It’s a performer drawing a hard boundary - not asking for permission, not negotiating her worth. The confidence becomes a kind of armor, and the audience, paradoxically, is invited to relax: someone up here is in control.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Merman, Ethel. (2026, January 17). I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-never-remember-being-afraid-of-an-audience-57367/
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Merman, Ethel. "I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-never-remember-being-afraid-of-an-audience-57367/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I can never remember being afraid of an audience. If the audience could do better, they'd be up here on stage and I'd be out there watching them." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-never-remember-being-afraid-of-an-audience-57367/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.

