"I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known"
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Coming from a longtime TV host, the line also reads as a defense mechanism honed in public. Barker spent decades greeting strangers with a practiced friendliness, a job that turns intimacy into a product. That makes his preference for dogs less quirky and more pointed: animals offer what television and celebrity often counterfeit - unedited response. The humor keeps it from sounding bitter, but the cynicism is real. “Some people I’ve known” is doing careful legal work too, keeping the target broad enough to be funny and sharp enough to sting.
Culturally, it anticipates the modern pivot toward pets as emotional refuge and the growing suspicion that human connection is frequently compromised by status, rivalry, or optics. It’s an insult wrapped in a cuddle: if your affection feels worse than a dog’s saliva, you’ve failed the basic test of decency.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Barker, Bob. (2026, January 16). I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-tell-you-that-id-rather-be-kissed-by-my-139510/
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Barker, Bob. "I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-tell-you-that-id-rather-be-kissed-by-my-139510/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I can tell you that I'd rather be kissed by my dogs than by some people I've known." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-can-tell-you-that-id-rather-be-kissed-by-my-139510/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.









