"I can think of a lot better things to do with my hands than to cut them up on the rim of a drum"
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Buddy Rich’s line lands like a rimshot: funny, a little crude in its implication, and dead-serious about craft. On the surface, it’s a drummer complaining about the literal costs of his job - the split knuckles, the torn skin, the sting of hitting the rim wrong when you’re playing at Rich’s ferocious volume and speed. But the real intent is boundary-setting. Rich is refusing the romance of suffering that often clings to musicianship, the idea that bleeding for the art makes it purer. He’s saying: I’m here to play, not to martyr myself for your myth of the tortured virtuoso.
The subtext also carries a performer’s pride. Rich was famous for relentless standards and a temper that didn’t tolerate sloppiness. So the joke doubles as a warning: pain isn’t proof of passion; it’s proof of bad technique, bad setup, or a gig that doesn’t respect the body doing the work. In an era when big-band drummers were engines, not accessories, hands were the whole economy. Losing them wasn’t poetic, it was unemployment.
It works because it’s blunt without being preachy. Rich uses the oldest tool in a bandstand argument - humor sharpened into a point. You laugh, then you register the calculus behind it: virtuosity isn’t just talent, it’s maintenance. The punchline smuggles in a practical ethic: protect the instrument that plays the instrument.
The subtext also carries a performer’s pride. Rich was famous for relentless standards and a temper that didn’t tolerate sloppiness. So the joke doubles as a warning: pain isn’t proof of passion; it’s proof of bad technique, bad setup, or a gig that doesn’t respect the body doing the work. In an era when big-band drummers were engines, not accessories, hands were the whole economy. Losing them wasn’t poetic, it was unemployment.
It works because it’s blunt without being preachy. Rich uses the oldest tool in a bandstand argument - humor sharpened into a point. You laugh, then you register the calculus behind it: virtuosity isn’t just talent, it’s maintenance. The punchline smuggles in a practical ethic: protect the instrument that plays the instrument.
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