"I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter"
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The phrasing matters. “Crap” is blunt, locker-room democratic, the kind of word that refuses a PR sheen. “Lousy” is almost comically small, a self-deprecating adjective that undercuts the grand drama fans attach to the stat. He’s flattening the narrative: yes, I’m bad at this one thing, and you’ve acted like it cancels everything else.
Context does the rest of the work. Rodman made a career out of being elite where the box score doesn’t flatter you: rebounding, defense, chaos management, the grimy labor that lets scorers look heroic. Free throws became an easy punchline because they’re the one moment his value can’t hide behind hustle. The subtext is a demand for a wider vocabulary of excellence, and a reminder that sports fandom often confuses accountability with scapegoating.
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Rodman, Dennis. (2026, January 17). I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-cant-begin-to-describe-the-amount-of-crap-ive-49166/
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Rodman, Dennis. "I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-cant-begin-to-describe-the-amount-of-crap-ive-49166/.
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"I can't begin to describe the amount of crap I've taken for being a lousy free-throw shooter." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-cant-begin-to-describe-the-amount-of-crap-ive-49166/. Accessed 23 Feb. 2026.




