"I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait"
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The joke lands because it’s both indulgent and oddly practical. Golf, the beach, golf carts: a retirement postcard, yes, but also a vision of low-stakes mobility and communal routine. She’s describing a world engineered for hanging out, a scarce resource in midlife when friendship gets squeezed between work, kids, and logistics. The repetition of “hanging out” is telling; she’s craving unstructured time more than luxury.
Then comes the sharpest bit: “getting loopy on our prescription drugs.” It’s funny because it’s true-adjacent, a wink at the medicalization of aging and the casual normalization of pharmaceuticals as mood, pain, and sleep management. Diaz doesn’t moralize; she punctures the sentimental version of later life and replaces it with a slightly trashy, affectionate realism.
Context matters, too: coming from a celebrity whose industry monetizes youth, the line reads like a small rebellion. She’s not denying decline; she’s bargaining for joy, company, and a little chemically assisted silliness. The intent is to make aging feel less like exile and more like a gated community with snacks.
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| Topic | Aging |
|---|---|
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Diaz, Cameron. (n.d.). I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-cant-wait-to-be-that-age-and-hanging-out-with-a-50527/
Chicago Style
Diaz, Cameron. "I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait." FixQuotes. Accessed February 1, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-cant-wait-to-be-that-age-and-hanging-out-with-a-50527/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-cant-wait-to-be-that-age-and-hanging-out-with-a-50527/. Accessed 1 Feb. 2026.







