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"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land"

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Stewart’s joke works because it takes a cozy, Norman Rockwell holiday script and snaps it over the knee. The first sentence lures you into nostalgia: “old-fashioned,” “everyone,” “enormous feast.” It’s the language of communal warmth, the version of Thanksgiving that survives in ads and elementary-school pageants. Then comes the whiplash: “I killed them and took their land.” The punchline isn’t just shock; it’s an accusation delivered with deadpan efficiency. By making himself the perpetrator, Stewart forces the listener to briefly inhabit the moral ugliness that the holiday’s mythology usually outsources to “history” as an abstract force.

The intent is satirical, but not playful. He’s using comedic misdirection to expose a cultural habit: celebrating a story of fellowship while tiptoeing around the violence and dispossession that made “settlement” possible. The joke compresses centuries of colonial brutality into a single dinner party, making the euphemisms (“sharing,” “harvest,” “friendship”) feel suddenly dishonest. That’s the subtext: national rituals often function as PR campaigns for the past, smoothing sharp edges into comforting tradition.

Context matters because Stewart’s persona is the point. As a mainstream entertainer who built a career translating politics into nightly humor, he can smuggle a grim historical critique into casual conversation. The laugh catches in your throat; that discomfort is the mechanism. It’s not asking you to cancel Thanksgiving. It’s daring you to notice how easily a celebration can be built on selective memory, and how comedy can puncture that selective amnesia faster than a lecture ever could.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Stewart, Jon. (2026, January 14). I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-celebrated-thanksgiving-in-an-old-fashioned-way-19083/

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Stewart, Jon. "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-celebrated-thanksgiving-in-an-old-fashioned-way-19083/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-celebrated-thanksgiving-in-an-old-fashioned-way-19083/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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