"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land"
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The intent is satirical, but not playful. He’s using comedic misdirection to expose a cultural habit: celebrating a story of fellowship while tiptoeing around the violence and dispossession that made “settlement” possible. The joke compresses centuries of colonial brutality into a single dinner party, making the euphemisms (“sharing,” “harvest,” “friendship”) feel suddenly dishonest. That’s the subtext: national rituals often function as PR campaigns for the past, smoothing sharp edges into comforting tradition.
Context matters because Stewart’s persona is the point. As a mainstream entertainer who built a career translating politics into nightly humor, he can smuggle a grim historical critique into casual conversation. The laugh catches in your throat; that discomfort is the mechanism. It’s not asking you to cancel Thanksgiving. It’s daring you to notice how easily a celebration can be built on selective memory, and how comedy can puncture that selective amnesia faster than a lecture ever could.
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| Topic | Thanksgiving |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Stewart, Jon. (2026, January 14). I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-celebrated-thanksgiving-in-an-old-fashioned-way-19083/
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Stewart, Jon. "I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-celebrated-thanksgiving-in-an-old-fashioned-way-19083/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-celebrated-thanksgiving-in-an-old-fashioned-way-19083/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.








