"I converse with my dog through ESP"
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The subtext lands in two directions at once. On one hand, it’s a sly demotion of psychic talk: if telepathy is real, it’s not the glamorous parlor trick people fantasize about; it’s closer to the intuitive, wordless attunement anyone who lives with an animal recognizes. On the other, it’s a promotion of that animal bond into something almost sacred, a rebuke to human conversation with its social performance and constant self-translation. The joke contains a small indictment: we need a fashionable acronym to validate the simple fact that affection creates its own language.
Caldwell also plays with status. “Converse” is a formal verb, slightly over-dressed for a dog, and that mismatch is the point. She frames companionship as communion, implying that the truest understanding happens outside human rhetoric, outside the market of ideas, in a space where sincerity is automatic and motives are uncomplicated. The wit isn’t just in the absurdity; it’s in the quiet claim that the “extrasensory” might be ordinary, and that our most honest conversations may be the ones we can’t quote back.
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| Topic | Dog |
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Caldwell, Taylor. (2026, January 16). I converse with my dog through ESP. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-converse-with-my-dog-through-esp-95378/
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Caldwell, Taylor. "I converse with my dog through ESP." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-converse-with-my-dog-through-esp-95378/.
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"I converse with my dog through ESP." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-converse-with-my-dog-through-esp-95378/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.








