"I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!"
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The context is the awkward cultural collision between “serious acting” and the increasingly explicit on-screen body. When friends ask how he could do scenes “like that” and “not get excited,” they’re echoing a crude assumption that arousal is the only honest response to nudity, as if intimacy coordinators, camera crews, lighting marks, and performance discipline don’t exist. Farrell flips that premise by treating the set as the least erotic place imaginable - clinical, observed, engineered.
Then comes the cashew nut: a comic image doing defensive labor. It’s funny, but it’s also a way to reclaim control over a body that’s been turned into a public property. By shrinking himself verbally, he expands his authority over the narrative. The subtext is: stop projecting your fantasies (or your moral panic) onto me. This isn’t confession; it’s reputation management with a grin, using humor as both shield and scalpel.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Farrell, Colin. (2026, January 17). I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-couldnt-care-less-about-who-sees-my-bits-my-50000/
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Farrell, Colin. "I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!" FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-couldnt-care-less-about-who-sees-my-bits-my-50000/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I couldn't care less about who sees my bits... My friends asked how I could do scenes like that and not get excited, but it wasn't like that. My bits looked the size of a cashew nut!" FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-couldnt-care-less-about-who-sees-my-bits-my-50000/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.




