"I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid"
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The intent isn’t just to warn you that you probably won’t win. It’s to embarrass the logic that keeps you buying: the soothing story that a ticket is “a chance,” a tiny act of hope. May’s comparison makes hope look like a con. The subtext is class-conscious without being preachy. Lotteries disproportionately feed on people who need money most, and the cultural script asks them to call that “optimism” rather than desperation. His joke flips the script: if your financial plan is essentially “waiting for space debris,” you’re not dreaming, you’re being farmed.
Context matters, too. Coming from a rock star - someone who actually did hit the long-shot jackpot of fame - it reads as self-aware: the rare-outlier calling out the machine that profits from everyone else chasing the same miracle. It’s also classic musician rhetoric: punchy, visual, memorable. No spreadsheet needed; the image does the shaming.
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May, Brian. (2026, January 17). I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-despise-the-lottery-theres-less-chance-of-you-45094/
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May, Brian. "I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-despise-the-lottery-theres-less-chance-of-you-45094/.
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"I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-despise-the-lottery-theres-less-chance-of-you-45094/. Accessed 10 Feb. 2026.











