"I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!"
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Then he lands the punchline: no perfect haircut. It works because it deflates the obsession without mocking it. The barbershop becomes a small-scale model of performance itself: you can train, study, refine your technique, and still end up at the mercy of hair texture, cowlicks, lighting, taste, and the quiet fact that the client (or the audience) walks in with a different idea of "right". Perfection is revealed as a moving target, negotiated rather than achieved.
As an actor, Thomas is also talking about craft without romanticizing it. He starts with process - routine, repetition, muscle memory - and ends with an acceptance that the outcome will always contain variation. That shift feels culturally timely in a world that fetishizes hacks and optimization. The quote argues, casually but insistently, that mastery isn’t flawless results; it’s the ability to keep cutting when certainty isn’t available, and to let "good" be real even when "perfect" is a myth.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Thomas, Sean Patrick. (2026, January 15). I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-did-study-the-art-of-being-a-barber-because-i-159431/
Chicago Style
Thomas, Sean Patrick. "I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-did-study-the-art-of-being-a-barber-because-i-159431/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-did-study-the-art-of-being-a-barber-because-i-159431/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.





