"I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently"
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The subtext is sharper than the self-deprecation suggests. Fisher isn’t dunking on education so much as exposing how institutions launder their own status through famous proximity. Universities love a glamorous success story because it sells: to donors, to prospective students, to anyone who wants proof that the campus is a launchpad. That she didn’t finish college is almost beside the point; her visibility is the credential. The award becomes less about academic continuity and more about branding, a reputational sponsorship deal in cap-and-gown clothing.
There’s also a quiet nod to the way entertainment careers break the standard narrative of “pay dues, get degree, climb ladder.” Hollywood often rewards early exits and unconventional paths, so Fisher’s “really weird” is doing double duty: it’s an acknowledgment of her own nonlinear trajectory and a wink at the institution’s flexibility when a recognizable name is involved. The line doesn’t just mock the honor; it reveals what it’s for.
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Fisher, Joely. (2026, January 17). I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-didnt-finish-college-which-is-really-weird-64002/
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"I didn't finish college, which is really weird because they awarded me the Alumni of Distinction recently." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-didnt-finish-college-which-is-really-weird-64002/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.




