"I didn't go to university. Didn't even finish A-levels. But I have sympathy for those who did"
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Pratchett lands the punchline with the politeness of a condolence card. He opens by presenting the usual badge of insecurity in British class culture: no university, no A-levels, none of the sanctioned stamps that say you belong in the conversation. Then he flips it. The sympathy isn’t for himself, the supposed underqualified outsider; it’s for the credentialed. That reversal is pure Pratchett: comedy used as a crowbar to pry open a social ritual and show the machinery underneath.
The specific intent is to deflate the prestige of formal education without lapsing into anti-intellectual chest-thumping. “Sympathy” is the key word: not contempt, not envy, not resentment. It reads like a sideways critique of institutions that can be brilliant and still grind people down, reward conformity, and charge a lifetime of deference for a few years of access. In one line he turns the hierarchy into a trap: if you went through it, you may have paid in money, time, confidence, or imagination.
Context matters. Pratchett built a career as a fiercely literate, research-heavy writer who didn’t need the conventional pipeline to produce serious, complicated work. Coming from that position, the joke doubles as permission: you can be educated outside the gates, and the gates don’t guarantee wisdom. It’s also a cultural jab at Britain’s obsession with “where you went,” a status shorthand so pervasive it can masquerade as personality. Pratchett’s wit isn’t anti-school; it’s anti-spectacle.
The specific intent is to deflate the prestige of formal education without lapsing into anti-intellectual chest-thumping. “Sympathy” is the key word: not contempt, not envy, not resentment. It reads like a sideways critique of institutions that can be brilliant and still grind people down, reward conformity, and charge a lifetime of deference for a few years of access. In one line he turns the hierarchy into a trap: if you went through it, you may have paid in money, time, confidence, or imagination.
Context matters. Pratchett built a career as a fiercely literate, research-heavy writer who didn’t need the conventional pipeline to produce serious, complicated work. Coming from that position, the joke doubles as permission: you can be educated outside the gates, and the gates don’t guarantee wisdom. It’s also a cultural jab at Britain’s obsession with “where you went,” a status shorthand so pervasive it can masquerade as personality. Pratchett’s wit isn’t anti-school; it’s anti-spectacle.
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