"I do not shake hands from a sanitary standpoint"
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Refusing the handshake sounds small, even fussy, until you remember what a handshake meant in Woodhull's America: a compulsory ritual of trust, respectability, and social consent. By framing her refusal as "from a sanitary standpoint", Woodhull chooses a reason that is hard to argue with and easy to repeat. Hygiene becomes a shield and a weapon. It's a tactical kind of defiance: she doesn't say, "I won't touch you", she says, "I won't share your germs". The move dodges moral policing while quietly indicting the public sphere as dirty, unsafe, and not built for her body.
The line also plays like an activist's hack for navigating hostile rooms. Woodhull was a lightning rod: a suffrage leader, a free-love advocate, a woman who moved through male political spaces where touch could be entitlement masquerading as courtesy. "Sanitary" reads as literal germ theory creeping into public consciousness, but it doubles as a coded refusal of unwanted intimacy and performative obedience. It's consent language before the culture had the vocabulary: my body is not an accessory to your norms.
There's sly class and gender critique baked in, too. Handshakes were marketed as democratic, equalizing gestures; Woodhull exposes how quickly "equality" becomes pressure to comply. By declining politely and clinically, she forces the other party to sit with an uncomfortable idea: the social contract isn't clean, and she isn't obligated to seal it with skin.
The line also plays like an activist's hack for navigating hostile rooms. Woodhull was a lightning rod: a suffrage leader, a free-love advocate, a woman who moved through male political spaces where touch could be entitlement masquerading as courtesy. "Sanitary" reads as literal germ theory creeping into public consciousness, but it doubles as a coded refusal of unwanted intimacy and performative obedience. It's consent language before the culture had the vocabulary: my body is not an accessory to your norms.
There's sly class and gender critique baked in, too. Handshakes were marketed as democratic, equalizing gestures; Woodhull exposes how quickly "equality" becomes pressure to comply. By declining politely and clinically, she forces the other party to sit with an uncomfortable idea: the social contract isn't clean, and she isn't obligated to seal it with skin.
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