"I don't do carrots"
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A hard no, tossed off like small talk, becomes a whole governing philosophy in miniature. "I don't do carrots" is John Bolton distilling persuasion into posture: he is not the official who trades incentives, splits differences, or sweetens the deal. He is the guy who shows up with a stick and calls it realism.
The line works because it takes the language of policy - sanctions relief, security guarantees, aid packages - and translates it into something almost petty and bodily. Carrots are for children, for diets, for people trying to be liked. By rejecting them, Bolton signals a cultivated allergy to softness. The subtext is a performance of toughness meant as much for domestic audiences as for foreign adversaries: if you're the designated hawk, you can't be seen setting out snacks.
Contextually, it's a phrase that fits post-Cold War Washington's incentive to brand foreign policy as moral clarity. "Carrots" implies bargaining; bargaining implies mutual legitimacy; mutual legitimacy implies contamination. Bolton's worldview, famously skeptical of international institutions and compromise, prefers the clean lines of coercion: demands, deadlines, consequences. It's not just strategic; it's identity.
There's also an unintended tell. Saying you "don't do carrots" makes diplomacy sound like a menu choice, an affectation. It flattens complex negotiations into a vibe: strength as refusal. The appeal is obvious in an era that prizes performative certainty. The cost is equally obvious: when you swear off carrots, you also swear off exits.
The line works because it takes the language of policy - sanctions relief, security guarantees, aid packages - and translates it into something almost petty and bodily. Carrots are for children, for diets, for people trying to be liked. By rejecting them, Bolton signals a cultivated allergy to softness. The subtext is a performance of toughness meant as much for domestic audiences as for foreign adversaries: if you're the designated hawk, you can't be seen setting out snacks.
Contextually, it's a phrase that fits post-Cold War Washington's incentive to brand foreign policy as moral clarity. "Carrots" implies bargaining; bargaining implies mutual legitimacy; mutual legitimacy implies contamination. Bolton's worldview, famously skeptical of international institutions and compromise, prefers the clean lines of coercion: demands, deadlines, consequences. It's not just strategic; it's identity.
There's also an unintended tell. Saying you "don't do carrots" makes diplomacy sound like a menu choice, an affectation. It flattens complex negotiations into a vibe: strength as refusal. The appeal is obvious in an era that prizes performative certainty. The cost is equally obvious: when you swear off carrots, you also swear off exits.
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