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Aging & Wisdom Quote by J.D. Salinger

"I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake"

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Salinger’s profanity here isn’t decoration; it’s a deliberate stress test for modernity. The punch line is the inversion: a horse, famously nonhuman, gets promoted to “at least human” while the car - the symbol of American progress, status, and mechanical freedom - is demoted to something colder than an animal. It’s a gag with teeth, built on the kind of adolescent absolutism Salinger understood as both ridiculous and morally revealing.

The specific intent is to register disgust at nostalgia that’s been industrialized. “Old cars” are supposed to be romantic: chrome, craft, a supposedly simpler era you can buy and restore. The speaker refuses even that softened version of technology. The preference for a horse isn’t a pastoral daydream; it’s a desperate reach for a relationship that involves breath, stubbornness, care - the friction of dealing with a living creature instead of a machine built to obey.

Subtext: what’s being attacked is the fantasy of control. Cars, even beloved vintage ones, offer a clean exchange: money for mobility, identity for horsepower. A horse won’t perform that transaction so neatly. Calling it “human” is an emotional overstatement that exposes a deeper complaint: machines let you move through the world without having to feel it, negotiate with it, or answer to it.

Contextually, this fits Salinger’s recurring tension between postwar America’s glossy surfaces and the yearning for something uncommodified. The line sounds like a rant, but it’s also a tiny manifesto: the problem isn’t old versus new, it’s dead versus alive.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Salinger, J.D. (2026, January 15). I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-even-like-old-cars-id-rather-have-a-goddam-23107/

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Salinger, J.D. "I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-even-like-old-cars-id-rather-have-a-goddam-23107/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-even-like-old-cars-id-rather-have-a-goddam-23107/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.

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J.D. Salinger

J.D. Salinger (January 1, 1919 - January 27, 2010) was a Novelist from USA.

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