"I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies"
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Her phrasing does two things at once. “I don’t get sent anything strange like underwear” name-checks the archetypal headline-ready anecdote without giving it oxygen. It’s a refusal to perform scandal on demand, a way of shutting down the interviewer’s implied appetite for the weirdest possible fan behavior. Then the pivot - “I get sent cookies” - reframes her public image as approachable and safe, not provocative or endangered. Cookies are intimacy without threat: affection that can be consumed, shared, laughed off. They also signal her particular brand of fame: huge, mainstream, and somehow still “nice,” the kind that invites maternal gestures rather than transgressive ones.
There’s subtextual control here. Aniston has spent decades being narrated by others - the girlfriend, the wife, the woman in a triangle. This is a small act of authorship. She makes the story about boundaries and normalcy, delivered with a light touch that reads as charm but functions as strategy: keep the spotlight, deny the intrusion. The line’s success lies in how it turns the freak-show expectation back into sitcom timing.
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