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"I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan"

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Nicole Polizzi turns a policy footnote into a personality test, and that is the whole trick. The “10 percent tax on tanning” was real (part of the Affordable Care Act), but in her telling it’s not about health economics; it’s about vibes, grievance, and the right to stay orange on your own dime. She treats politics like a convenience fee slapped onto her preferred identity. The joke lands because it collapses the grand narrative of Obama-era reform into the small, fluorescent reality of a tanning bed.

The subtext is classed and coded. Tanning isn’t just grooming here; it’s a badge from a specific 2000s reality-TV ecosystem where appearance is currency and “looking like you” is a job requirement. So the tax reads as cultural policing: elites taxing the pleasures of regular people, or at least the pleasures of a certain Jersey Shore archetype. It’s anti-nanny-state rhetoric delivered through beauty maintenance, which makes it both funnier and more revealing than a standard talking point.

The McCain line is the punchline’s sleight of hand: policy replaced by complexion psychology. McCain “would never” because he’s “pale” and would “want to be tan” reduces ideology to personal envy, the way tabloid logic reduces any conflict to insecurity. That’s the cultural moment distilled: politics as celebrity gossip, governance as a lifestyle choice, and civic debate translated into the language of bodies.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Polizzi, Nicole. (2026, January 18). I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-go-tanning-anymore-because-obama-put-a-10-20780/

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Polizzi, Nicole. "I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-go-tanning-anymore-because-obama-put-a-10-20780/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-go-tanning-anymore-because-obama-put-a-10-20780/. Accessed 6 Feb. 2026.

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Nicole Polizzi

Nicole Polizzi (born November 23, 1987) is a Celebrity from USA.

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