"I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is"
About this Quote
The intent reads as both boundary and brand management. On its surface, it is practical: a way of saying, "Talk to my publicist", without sounding corporate. Underneath, it pushes back against a culture that treats constant connectivity as a civic duty and a prerequisite for relevance. Celebrities are expected to be their own media companies now, packaging authenticity on command. Biehn's refusal (or professed ignorance) becomes a kind of authenticity-by-absence: he's not performing online intimacy because he isn't online at all.
The subtext also hints at generational whiplash. Born in 1956, Biehn came up in an industry where your mystique was protected by distance. The modern star system collapses that distance, and the quote frames the collapse as not just unwanted but illegible. It works because it's blunt, almost comically behind-the-times, and in that bluntness it functions as a quiet critique: not everyone wants to live inside the feed, even if the feed insists they should.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Biehn, Michael. (2026, January 15). I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-a-computer-i-dont-know-anything-about-168108/
Chicago Style
Biehn, Michael. "I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-a-computer-i-dont-know-anything-about-168108/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't have a computer. I don't know anything about that. I don't even know what a website is." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-a-computer-i-dont-know-anything-about-168108/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.




