"I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me"
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The “if someone needs to wake me up” clause is doing stealthy work. It casts waking as a social request rather than a personal discipline: other people’s needs, meetings, messages. It’s a worldview that treats responsiveness as virtue. Sleep becomes something you do until the system pings you back into utility.
Context matters because BlackBerry wasn’t just a phone; it was the corporate umbilical cord, the original always-on tether. By putting it bedside, Zuckerberg signals both status and alignment: he’s not the hoodie-coded college founder outside the establishment, he’s already speaking the language of executives, speed, and constant contact. The intimacy of “next to me” lands like a confession and a boast at once.
The subtext, unintentionally revealing in hindsight, is a prehistory of the attention economy he helped accelerate. The device that wakes him up is also the device that pulls him into feeds, updates, and demands. It’s a small personal habit that rhymes with a much bigger cultural shift: replacing boundaries with notifications, and treating frictionless connection as the default setting for a life.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Zuckerberg, Mark. (2026, January 15). I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-an-alarm-clock-if-someone-needs-to-172681/
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Zuckerberg, Mark. "I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-an-alarm-clock-if-someone-needs-to-172681/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't have an alarm clock. If someone needs to wake me up, then I have my BlackBerry next to me." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-an-alarm-clock-if-someone-needs-to-172681/. Accessed 5 Feb. 2026.








