"I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you"
About this Quote
The engine of the quote is repetition and escalation. “Stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk... steal...” stacks violations from social to financial, implying the boundary between emotional harm and material harm collapses when you’re famous. Then he pivots to the real accusation: “They’re only there because you’re a celebrity.” The “you” is doing double duty, universalizing his experience while also distancing himself from it, like he’s narrating the rules of a game he never agreed to play.
Subtext: celebrity is a magnet that scrambles motives. People may not be uniquely worse around Coleman; incentives are. Fame turns relationships into auditions, and trust into a scarce resource with a resale value. In a culture that sells the fantasy of the star’s perfect entourage, Coleman punctures it with the grim economics of attention: when everyone wants a piece of you, even affection can feel like a hustle. The tragedy isn’t that he dislikes people; it’s that he’s learned to read kindness as a pitch.
Quote Details
| Topic | Fake Friends |
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| Source | Help us find the source |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Coleman, Gary. (2026, January 16). I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-any-friends-and-dont-have-any-90051/
Chicago Style
Coleman, Gary. "I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-any-friends-and-dont-have-any-90051/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't have any friends and don't have any intention of making any. People will stab you in the back, mistreat you, talk about me behind your back, steal from you. And they're not really your friends. They're only there because you're a celebrity or because they want to get something from you." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-have-any-friends-and-dont-have-any-90051/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.





