"I don't know where to put whales. I'm sticking them here, but I don't have any reason for it"
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There is something almost disarmingly comic about a scientist admitting, in plain speech, that the filing system has failed. Simpson, one of the 20th century's great evolutionary biologists, is talking taxonomy: the supposedly sober business of deciding what belongs where. Whales are the perfect stress test. They look like fish, live like fish, and yet (in the mammalogist's universe) they are emphatically not fish. The line lands because it punctures the fantasy that classification is a clean mirror of nature rather than a human-made grid we keep revising under pressure.
The specific intent is methodological honesty. Simpson is not celebrating ignorance; he's signaling a boundary condition in the data and in the concepts available at the time. Mid-century systematics was still wrestling with the limits of anatomy-based classification, long before molecular phylogenetics would redraw family trees with genetic receipts. In that context, "I'm sticking them here" reads like a placeholder, a pragmatic decision in the face of ambiguity.
The subtext is more radical: categories are instruments, not commandments. Whales expose how much taxonomy depends on what traits you privilege and what story you think evolution is telling. Simpson's shrug is a quiet rebuke to scientific overconfidence. It reminds you that progress in science often starts not with grand theories, but with a disciplined willingness to say: our current map can't quite handle this territory yet.
The specific intent is methodological honesty. Simpson is not celebrating ignorance; he's signaling a boundary condition in the data and in the concepts available at the time. Mid-century systematics was still wrestling with the limits of anatomy-based classification, long before molecular phylogenetics would redraw family trees with genetic receipts. In that context, "I'm sticking them here" reads like a placeholder, a pragmatic decision in the face of ambiguity.
The subtext is more radical: categories are instruments, not commandments. Whales expose how much taxonomy depends on what traits you privilege and what story you think evolution is telling. Simpson's shrug is a quiet rebuke to scientific overconfidence. It reminds you that progress in science often starts not with grand theories, but with a disciplined willingness to say: our current map can't quite handle this territory yet.
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