"I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death"
About this Quote
The intent is deceptively simple: to name what most people sanitize. But the subtext is pure Stern: control. He’s always managed the room by saying the unsayable first, forcing everyone else to react on his terms. Here, he’s trying the same move with mortality. By stating it plainly, he turns dread into content, a thing he can frame, repeat, and own. It’s also a quiet admission that his usual weapons (provocation, libido, loudness) don’t work as well at 50. The body changes. Cultural relevance becomes negotiable. The audience ages with you or leaves.
Context matters: Stern’s shift from infamous provocateur to introspective broadcaster mirrors a broader media era where shock has diminishing returns and authenticity sells. This quote sits right at that crossroads. It’s not a meditation on death; it’s a resistance to being recast as “older” in a culture that treats youth as credibility. The power is in its refusal to redeem the fear. It just sits there, irritatingly honest.
Quote Details
| Topic | Mortality |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
| Cite | Cite this Quote |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Stern, Howard. (n.d.). I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-like-being-50-and-i-dont-like-thinking-54759/
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Stern, Howard. "I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death." FixQuotes. Accessed February 2, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-like-being-50-and-i-dont-like-thinking-54759/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death." FixQuotes, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-like-being-50-and-i-dont-like-thinking-54759/. Accessed 2 Feb. 2026.







