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Faith & Spirit Quote by Orson Welles

"I don't pray because I don't want to bore God"

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A throwaway line with a loaded smirk, Welles turns prayer into a question of audience fatigue. The joke lands because it borrows the logic of show business: if you can’t hold attention, you don’t deserve the spotlight. In his mouth, God becomes less a cosmic judge than the ultimate patron in the front row, and prayer becomes a monologue that risks running long. It’s funny, but it’s also a small act of self-mythmaking: Welles, the virtuoso performer, implying he’s too honest (or too proud) to deliver rote, needy lines to an omniscient listener.

The subtext is a double refusal. He’s rejecting piety without having to stage a full philosophical argument, and he’s rejecting the sentimental idea that prayer is automatically virtuous. By framing it as boredom, he dodges the standard atheist posture of certainty and replaces it with something more socially agile: taste. Don’t pray because it’s tedious, repetitive, maybe even a little narcissistic. If God already knows everything, what exactly are you adding besides chatter?

Context matters. Welles was a public intellect in an era when irreverence was both risky and glamorous, and he built a career on baroque charisma and controlled provocation. This line plays like cocktail-party blasphemy, but it also reflects the performer’s anxiety about filler. The sharpness isn’t aimed at believers as much as at empty ritual - the idea that spirituality can become content, and content can become noise.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Welles, Orson. (2026, January 15). I don't pray because I don't want to bore God. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-pray-because-i-dont-want-to-bore-god-1154/

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Welles, Orson. "I don't pray because I don't want to bore God." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-pray-because-i-dont-want-to-bore-god-1154/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't pray because I don't want to bore God." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-pray-because-i-dont-want-to-bore-god-1154/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.

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Orson Welles

Orson Welles (May 6, 1915 - October 10, 1985) was a Actor from USA.

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