"I don't pray because I don't want to bore God"
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The subtext is a double refusal. He’s rejecting piety without having to stage a full philosophical argument, and he’s rejecting the sentimental idea that prayer is automatically virtuous. By framing it as boredom, he dodges the standard atheist posture of certainty and replaces it with something more socially agile: taste. Don’t pray because it’s tedious, repetitive, maybe even a little narcissistic. If God already knows everything, what exactly are you adding besides chatter?
Context matters. Welles was a public intellect in an era when irreverence was both risky and glamorous, and he built a career on baroque charisma and controlled provocation. This line plays like cocktail-party blasphemy, but it also reflects the performer’s anxiety about filler. The sharpness isn’t aimed at believers as much as at empty ritual - the idea that spirituality can become content, and content can become noise.
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Welles, Orson. (2026, January 15). I don't pray because I don't want to bore God. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-pray-because-i-dont-want-to-bore-god-1154/
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Welles, Orson. "I don't pray because I don't want to bore God." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-pray-because-i-dont-want-to-bore-god-1154/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't pray because I don't want to bore God." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-pray-because-i-dont-want-to-bore-god-1154/. Accessed 4 Feb. 2026.









