"I don't read magazines much, and I have an awful time with books"
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The intent reads less like anti-intellectual posturing and more like plainspoken self-reporting. “I don’t read magazines much” quietly rejects the machinery of celebrity maintenance: the lifestyle churn, the glossy narratives that package athletes as aspirational products. Then he pivots to “an awful time with books,” which carries the telltale weight of frustration, not indifference. It suggests attention, time, or comfort with reading as a skill - the kind of difficulty many people have but few public figures will casually name.
Subtextually, it’s also a statement about where Stewart’s fluency lived. Golf rewards a specific literacy: course management, mental discipline, reading lies and wind, enduring long stretches of solitude with your own thoughts. His remark hints that cultural “smarts” and athletic intelligence aren’t interchangeable, and it refuses the tidy myth that success in one arena automatically confers mastery everywhere else.
In the late-20th-century sports media ecosystem, this kind of candor risks being used as a punchline. Its power is that it preempts the joke by owning the limitation, turning vulnerability into authenticity - a small rebellion against the expectation that public figures must always sound improved.
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"I don't read magazines much, and I have an awful time with books." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-read-magazines-much-and-i-have-an-awful-68707/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.


