"I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, 'Hi, Dave!'"
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Name-dropping Tom Hanks isn’t just a flex; it’s a calibration. Hanks represents the cleanest, most universally recognized kind of stardom, the guy you assume remembers everyone because he seems nice. Zucker punctures that comforting myth without cruelty. The imagined exchange is almost procedural: I remind him, he remembers. Recognition becomes a customer-service interaction, not a relationship. That’s the subtext: fame creates a massive archive of encounters, but it doesn’t build durable social ties. It produces recall, not connection.
Coming from Zucker - a director associated with broad, high-craft comedy ("Airplane!", "The Naked Gun") - the line also reads as a quietly defensive posture. He’s signaling status (he’s in the Hanks orbit) while rejecting the pathetic need to pretend those brushes confer friendship. It’s self-deprecation with an edge: an insider admitting the industry runs on fleeting transactions, where even the most amiable movie star isn’t your buddy, and the honest move is to stop pretending otherwise.
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Zucker, David. (2026, February 17). I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, 'Hi, Dave!'. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-really-know-a-lot-of-famous-people-ive-met-99832/
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Zucker, David. "I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, 'Hi, Dave!'." FixQuotes. February 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-really-know-a-lot-of-famous-people-ive-met-99832/.
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"I don't really know a lot of famous people. I've met a lot of famous people. If I ran into Tom Hanks today, I would have to remind him who I was and he would then remember me. But he wouldn't come up to me and say, 'Hi, Dave!'." FixQuotes, 17 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-really-know-a-lot-of-famous-people-ive-met-99832/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.









