"I don't think anybody ever saw anybody taking anything"
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The wording does heavy lifting. "I don't think" preloads uncertainty, softening commitment while still projecting confidence. "Anybody ever saw anybody" turns the claim into a hall-of-mirrors of faceless witnesses and faceless suspects, dissolving responsibility into grammar. And "taking anything" is expertly nonspecific: not steroids, not HGH, not a pill, not a needle - just "anything", as if the problem is nosy inference rather than a system.
The intent reads as courtroom logic translated into clubhouse language. In a culture where teammates don't rat, trainers operate in the shadows, and enforcement historically lagged behind chemistry, sight becomes the ultimate alibi. Palmeiro isn't arguing innocence; he's arguing that the rules of proof are incompatible with how the behavior would occur.
It's also an accidental confession of baseball's collective arrangement: everyone knew, few "saw", and that gap was the industry's oxygen. The line captures a moment when public trust was collapsing, and the best defense wasn't truth - it was the fog.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Palmeiro, Rafael. (2026, January 16). I don't think anybody ever saw anybody taking anything. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-anybody-ever-saw-anybody-taking-101602/
Chicago Style
Palmeiro, Rafael. "I don't think anybody ever saw anybody taking anything." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-anybody-ever-saw-anybody-taking-101602/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't think anybody ever saw anybody taking anything." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-anybody-ever-saw-anybody-taking-101602/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.






