"I don't think closeted homosexual morticians have the market cornered on self-loathing or sense of shame"
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The intent is corrective, but not sanctimonious. Hall isn't denying that queer people, closeted people, or people in "morbid" professions can carry shame; he's rejecting the idea that their shame is somehow the definitive model. The subtext is a critique of our culture's addiction to tidy explanations for darkness. We like self-loathing when we can pin it on a label, because it lets everyone else feel exempt. Hall yanks that exemption away.
Context matters because Hall's career is steeped in characters who weaponize compartmentalization - Dexter's pristine suburban mask over violence, Six Feet Under's intimacy with death and dysfunction. He's speaking from a cultural moment when audiences were learning to talk about mental health and identity with more nuance, yet still reaching for easy villain-or-victim templates. The line works because it ridicules the template, then quietly widens the circle: shame is democratic, and that should make us less smug and more honest.
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Hall, Michael C. (2026, January 16). I don't think closeted homosexual morticians have the market cornered on self-loathing or sense of shame. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-closeted-homosexual-morticians-have-84990/
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Hall, Michael C. "I don't think closeted homosexual morticians have the market cornered on self-loathing or sense of shame." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-closeted-homosexual-morticians-have-84990/.
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"I don't think closeted homosexual morticians have the market cornered on self-loathing or sense of shame." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-closeted-homosexual-morticians-have-84990/. Accessed 7 Feb. 2026.



