"I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't"
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“I don’t think we’ve got much of a chance to tell you the truth” is classic showbiz candor disguised as a shrug. The “truth” isn’t a scandal; it’s that scheduling and marketing decisions routinely assume that cultural relevance happens late at night, and that older audiences can either contort themselves to fit the clock or disappear. Van Dyke’s “our people” is a quietly communal phrase, turning an individual gripe into a collective identity - not “fans,” but a cohort with shared rhythms and limits.
The punchline, “I certainly can’t,” lands because it toggles between persona and reality. This is a performer whose brand is kinetic, upbeat, practically ageless; admitting fatigue punctures the fantasy without bitterness. The subtext isn’t that older people can’t keep up. It’s that the industry doesn’t care to meet them halfway, then acts surprised when they tune out. Van Dyke makes that indictment feel like a laugh you catch in your throat.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dyke, Dick Van. (2026, January 17). I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-weve-got-much-of-a-chance-to-tell-52428/
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Dyke, Dick Van. "I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-weve-got-much-of-a-chance-to-tell-52428/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't think we've got much of a chance to tell you the truth. But our main problem is our audience skews a little older than most shows, and I don't think our people can stay up that late. I certainly can't." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-think-weve-got-much-of-a-chance-to-tell-52428/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.


