"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom"
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The specific intent reads like a manifesto of edge. “I don’t use a pen” dismisses the bland, everyday tool of polite correspondence. A pen is for signing checks, jotting notes, being reasonable. A quill implies craft, patience, and a willingness to be unfashionable if it sharpens the point. The venom signals the kind of sentence-level aggression certain fiction promises: satire, cruelty, moral disgust, or just the refusal to let characters (or readers) off easy.
Subtextually, it’s also a preemptive defense. If you’re about to write something nasty, you frame it as principled poison: the sting is the point. It hints at the writer’s posture toward the world - suspicion of sentimentality, impatience with decorum, confidence that truth arrives barbed.
Context matters because the line leans on our cultural cliché of the “dangerous” author. Dratler isn’t claiming literal toxicity; he’s claiming tonal authority. The boast dares you to expect bite, and quietly admits a fear every novelist has: that without a little venom, the page won’t draw blood, and without blood, nobody will look twice.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Dratler, Jay. (2026, January 15). I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-use-a-pen-i-write-with-a-goose-quill-123755/
Chicago Style
Dratler, Jay. "I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-use-a-pen-i-write-with-a-goose-quill-123755/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-dont-use-a-pen-i-write-with-a-goose-quill-123755/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.





