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I failed to make the chess team because of my height - Woody Allen
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"I failed to make the chess team because of my height"

- Woody Allen

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Woody Allen's quote speaks to the idea that physical attributes can be a barrier to success. In this case, Allen's height prevented him from making the chess team. This quote suggests that Allen was likely a skilled chess player, but his physical stature was a disadvantage. It implies that he was unable to compete with taller players, and that his height was a major factor in his failure to make the team. This quote also speaks to the idea that physical attributes can be a limitation, and that even if someone is talented, they may not be able to achieve their goals due to physical limitations. Allen's quote is a reminder that physical attributes can be a barrier to success, and that even if someone is talented, they may not be able to achieve their goals due to physical limitations.

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Woody Allen, Small This quote is written / told by Woody Allen somewhere between December 1, 1935 and today. He was a famous Director from USA, the quote is categorized under the topic Funny. The author also have 62 other quotes.

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