"I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is no candy is going to spill out"
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Couric’s profession matters here. As a journalist and anchor, she’s been both the one asking questions and the one turned into a spectacle. That doubleness gives the metaphor bite: she knows how the machine works, and she’s also been strapped to it. The “disappointing thing” is the key tonal move. It’s not outrage; it’s resignation, the weary acknowledgement that even the audience’s cruelty is transactional. If you’re going to be whacked, at least let there be a payoff. But there isn’t. No “candy” means no catharsis, no reward, no meaningful revelation at the end of the hits - just damage and the expectation that you’ll keep smiling.
Subtextually, it’s a comment on the way women in public life get treated as stress balls for collective anxiety. Critique becomes sport; scrutiny becomes ritual. Couric’s joke lands because it refuses martyrdom. She doesn’t sanctify the suffering; she exposes the scam: the spectacle promises sweetness, but it mostly produces splinters.
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Couric, Katie. (2026, February 16). I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is no candy is going to spill out. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-feel-like-a-human-pinata-the-disappointing-111836/
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"I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is no candy is going to spill out." FixQuotes, 16 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-feel-like-a-human-pinata-the-disappointing-111836/. Accessed 21 Feb. 2026.




