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Life's Pleasures Quote by Dean Martin

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day"

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Dean Martin turns self-justification into a one-liner so smooth it practically comes with a piano intro. On the surface, it is a roast of teetotalers: imagine a whole day where your emotional peak is simply being conscious. The joke works because it flips the usual moral hierarchy. Instead of the drinker needing discipline, its the non-drinker who deserves pity. That reversal is classic mid-century nightclub logic: if youre going to be judged anyway, you might as well control the punchline.

The subtext is more interesting than the swagger. Martin is selling a philosophy of managed numbness, a worldview where the baseline is too flat to tolerate raw. The morning, typically framed as renewal, becomes a grim ceiling: sobriety is not clarity, its the limit of pleasure. Its funny because its hyperbolic; its unnerving because it hints at a life organized around escape, with alcohol cast as the only reliable plot twist.

Context matters: Martin was the consummate Rat Pack professional, playing the lovable lush as a persona - a protective mask that made vulnerability look like charm. Even if the actual drinking was sometimes exaggerated, the cultural function was real. In postwar America, the cocktail was both prop and permission slip, a way to launder anxiety into sophistication. The line lands because it lets the audience laugh at dependency without naming it, turning a potential warning into an invitation to stay out late.

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Martin, Dean. (2026, January 17). I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-dont-drink-they-wake-38284/

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Martin, Dean. "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." FixQuotes. January 17, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-dont-drink-they-wake-38284/.

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"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day." FixQuotes, 17 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-feel-sorry-for-people-who-dont-drink-they-wake-38284/. Accessed 13 Feb. 2026.

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Dean Martin (June 7, 1917 - December 25, 1995) was a Actor from USA.

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