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Daily Inspiration Quote by John Cleese

"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me"

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Cleese lands the joke with a neat bit of misdirection: you expect an actor to brag about range, and instead he confesses that playing a businessman requires none. The line is built like a casual aside ("rather easy", "rather") that pretends to be modest while smuggling in a savage thesis about corporate authority. Comedy here is less about businesspeople as individuals than about the social role: the suit as a mask that rewards emotional flatness, tolerates cruelty as "toughness", and reframes incompetence as "leadership" as long as it’s delivered with confidence.

The real bite is in the self-implication. Cleese doesn’t say businessmen are bland, cruel, and incompetent; he says those traits come naturally to him. That move dodges sermonizing and pulls the audience into complicity: if he can access that persona so easily, maybe the persona is just a thin, culturally available template. It’s also a performer’s truth disguised as a moral jab: acting often means locating the uglier impulses you’d rather deny, then letting them speak in a socially acceptable costume.

Context matters because Cleese’s comedy, from Monty Python onward, thrives on puncturing institutions by treating them as absurd theater - bureaucracy, class manners, authoritarian posturing. The businessman becomes another pompous character type, not because commerce is inherently evil, but because modern culture keeps confusing blankness for seriousness. The line laughs at that confusion, then leaves a bruise.

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APA Style (7th ed.)
Cleese, John. (2026, January 18). I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-find-it-rather-easy-to-portray-a-businessman-5764/

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Cleese, John. "I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-find-it-rather-easy-to-portray-a-businessman-5764/.

MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-find-it-rather-easy-to-portray-a-businessman-5764/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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John Cleese (born October 27, 1939) is a Actor from England.

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