"I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five"
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Pain has a pricing problem, and Fischer skewers it with the kind of macabre math that makes you laugh, then wince. “Bellies opened” is surgical melodrama, but not exaggeration: major operations were becoming more common in Fischer’s era, sold as modern miracles of scientific medicine. The tooth, by contrast, sits in the older world of intimate, sensory dread. A pull is quick, cheap, and personal; surgery is expensive, institutional, anesthetized, and framed as necessary. Fischer’s point isn’t that men are irrational so much as that they’re exquisitely rational about the wrong variables.
The five-hundred-dollar operation comes bundled with permission: a white-coated system that dignifies suffering, spreads responsibility across professionals, and replaces the terrifying immediacy of pain with paperwork, protocols, and the promise of being “put under.” The five-dollar tooth extraction offers no such narrative. It’s you, awake, bargaining with your own nerves. Fischer is diagnosing a peculiarly modern cowardice: we’ll endure the catastrophic if it feels official and compensated, yet we’ll dodge the minor if it demands direct confrontation.
There’s also a sly jab at masculinity and status. Spending big on a dramatic ordeal can read as stoic heroism; paying small to address something banal feels petty, even embarrassing. In that light, the quote becomes less about dentistry than about how people outsource discomfort until it metastasizes. Fischer’s deadpan comparison weaponizes scale to expose a familiar truth: we procrastinate on the manageable because fear hates close-up encounters.
The five-hundred-dollar operation comes bundled with permission: a white-coated system that dignifies suffering, spreads responsibility across professionals, and replaces the terrifying immediacy of pain with paperwork, protocols, and the promise of being “put under.” The five-dollar tooth extraction offers no such narrative. It’s you, awake, bargaining with your own nerves. Fischer is diagnosing a peculiarly modern cowardice: we’ll endure the catastrophic if it feels official and compensated, yet we’ll dodge the minor if it demands direct confrontation.
There’s also a sly jab at masculinity and status. Spending big on a dramatic ordeal can read as stoic heroism; paying small to address something banal feels petty, even embarrassing. In that light, the quote becomes less about dentistry than about how people outsource discomfort until it metastasizes. Fischer’s deadpan comparison weaponizes scale to expose a familiar truth: we procrastinate on the manageable because fear hates close-up encounters.
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