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Daily Inspiration Quote by Scott Adams

"I get mail; therefore I am"

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A neat little parody of Descartes, sharpened for the age of inboxes: if thinking proved existence, then being noticed proves it now. Scott Adams takes the philosopher's private certainty and flips it into a public, transactional metric. Mail is external validation made physical (or at least legible), a receipt that you registered in someone else's mind. The joke lands because it's petty and plausible at the same time: modern identity often feels less like an inner truth than a stream of feedback.

As a cartoonist who built a career on office-life absurdities, Adams is also winking at the machinery of audience capture. Fan letters, hate mail, syndicate notes, corporate memos, legal threats: "mail" is the ecosystem of attention and bureaucracy that surrounds cultural production. Saying "therefore I am" turns existence into a KPI. If the messages stop, do you still exist in the only way that counts in a media marketplace?

The subtext is slightly bleak. Descartes offers a solitary foundation in doubt; Adams offers a self assembled from other people's interruptions. It's also a defense mechanism: if your worth is measured by response, any response becomes flattering. Even annoyance is proof of relevance.

Context matters here. Pre-social media, mail was the slow, curated precursor to mentions and notifications. The line predicts today's more frantic version: I get pings; therefore I am. In that sense, the gag isn't just a throwaway nerd pun; it's a cultural diagnostic in one sentence.

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Scott Adams (born September 28, 1966) is a Cartoonist from USA.

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