"I go from pub to pub, or jumping on buses or stopping cars. I don't need a TV audience. Every time I go naked, all of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me"
About this Quote
Roberts turns notoriety into a kind of street-level media theory: you can skip the studio, skip the gatekeepers, and still get broadcast if you understand what the cameras are hungry for. The line is funny because it’s bluntly transactional. He’s not pitching nudity as liberation or scandal for scandal’s sake; he’s pitching it as a reliable trigger. “I don’t need a TV audience” is a sly inversion of celebrity logic. The audience will be delivered to him, on demand, because television can’t resist a body breaking the rules in public.
The context is a pre-social-media attention economy where “going viral” required physical proximity and the willingness to manufacture an event. His itinerary - pubs, buses, stopping cars - reads like a tour of everyday Britain, not red carpets. That choice matters: it frames his streaking not as performance art for elites but as a prank embedded in ordinary life, where disruption feels both more shocking and more democratic.
The subtext is a dare aimed at broadcasters. Roberts exposes the hypocrisy of moral outrage as a programming strategy: networks pretend to disapprove while sprinting to capture the footage. “All of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me” suggests less coincidence than complicity. He’s describing a predator-prey relationship where the supposed deviant knows the system’s reflexes better than the system knows itself. In Roberts’ world, the naked body isn’t the point; the predictable media response is the punchline.
The context is a pre-social-media attention economy where “going viral” required physical proximity and the willingness to manufacture an event. His itinerary - pubs, buses, stopping cars - reads like a tour of everyday Britain, not red carpets. That choice matters: it frames his streaking not as performance art for elites but as a prank embedded in ordinary life, where disruption feels both more shocking and more democratic.
The subtext is a dare aimed at broadcasters. Roberts exposes the hypocrisy of moral outrage as a programming strategy: networks pretend to disapprove while sprinting to capture the footage. “All of a sudden TV cameras pop up around me” suggests less coincidence than complicity. He’s describing a predator-prey relationship where the supposed deviant knows the system’s reflexes better than the system knows itself. In Roberts’ world, the naked body isn’t the point; the predictable media response is the punchline.
Quote Details
| Topic | Funny |
|---|---|
| Source | Help us find the source |
More Quotes by Mark
Add to List




