"I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested"
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There is a darkly comic whiplash in the image: a man “signing autographs,” the most harmless species of public attention, abruptly colliding with the blunt machinery of arrest. Michael Taylor’s phrasing leans hard on innocence not just as a theme but as a prop. The “little girl” functions like a moral shield, a shortcut to outrage: if this is punishable, then the system must be absurd. It’s a familiar move in criminal self-mythology, reframing notoriety as celebrity and policing as persecution.
The repetition does the work. “I got arrested” lands once, then he repeats it with an added detail, as if the second pass will make the charge sound even more ridiculous. The sentence is built to leave out whatever matters legally: the reason he was in a position to be recognized, whether there were warrants, restrictions, or a larger scene unfolding. That absence is the subtext. He’s not denying wrongdoing; he’s staging a story where the specific act at the moment of arrest is so benign it retroactively launders everything else.
“Signing autographs” also hints at an inverted status economy: criminal fame acting like fame-fame. It suggests a culture where notoriety circulates, where someone can be known enough to be asked for a signature, and where that attention becomes part of the performance of identity. The line isn’t really about autographs. It’s about insisting, in one tidy anecdote, that he’s the kind of person things happen to, not the kind of person who causes them.
The repetition does the work. “I got arrested” lands once, then he repeats it with an added detail, as if the second pass will make the charge sound even more ridiculous. The sentence is built to leave out whatever matters legally: the reason he was in a position to be recognized, whether there were warrants, restrictions, or a larger scene unfolding. That absence is the subtext. He’s not denying wrongdoing; he’s staging a story where the specific act at the moment of arrest is so benign it retroactively launders everything else.
“Signing autographs” also hints at an inverted status economy: criminal fame acting like fame-fame. It suggests a culture where notoriety circulates, where someone can be known enough to be asked for a signature, and where that attention becomes part of the performance of identity. The line isn’t really about autographs. It’s about insisting, in one tidy anecdote, that he’s the kind of person things happen to, not the kind of person who causes them.
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