"I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested!"
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The repetition does the work. “I got arrested” lands once, then he repeats it with an added detail, as if the second pass will make the charge sound even more ridiculous. The sentence is built to leave out whatever matters legally: the reason he was in a position to be recognized, whether there were warrants, restrictions, or a larger scene unfolding. That absence is the subtext. He’s not denying wrongdoing; he’s staging a story where the specific act at the moment of arrest is so benign it retroactively launders everything else.
“Signing autographs” also hints at an inverted status economy: criminal fame acting like fame-fame. It suggests a culture where notoriety circulates, where someone can be known enough to be asked for a signature, and where that attention becomes part of the performance of identity. The line isn’t really about autographs. It’s about insisting, in one tidy anecdote, that he’s the kind of person things happen to, not the kind of person who causes them.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Taylor, Michael. (2026, February 18). I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested! FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-arrested-for-signing-autographs-signing-a-82612/
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Taylor, Michael. "I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested!" FixQuotes. February 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-arrested-for-signing-autographs-signing-a-82612/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I got arrested for signing autographs. Signing a little girl's autograph got me arrested!" FixQuotes, 18 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-arrested-for-signing-autographs-signing-a-82612/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.






