"I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots"
About this Quote
The intent is partly deflection. The original incident (whether you treat it as legend or lived fact) reads, from the outside, like stupidity at rock-star scale. By cracking the joke, he reclaims authorship. He frames the story as slapstick rather than scandal, shifting the audience from judgment to complicity. Laugh with me and you’re in on the act; clutch your pearls and you’ve missed the genre.
The subtext is about the bargain of celebrity extremity. Osbourne’s persona was built on transgression sold as entertainment, and this line acknowledges the grotesque in a way that keeps it marketable. “That’s OK” is doing work: it minimizes danger while spotlighting it, the classic rock-star trick of making recklessness feel curated.
Context matters: this comes from an era when shock wasn’t a think piece, it was a tour strategy. The bat story became a cultural shorthand for heavy metal’s theatrical depravity. Ozzy’s joke keeps the shorthand alive, but softens it into something almost wholesome: not violence, just absurdity with a backstage nurse and a wink.
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| Topic | Dark Humor |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Osbourne, Ozzy. (2026, January 15). I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-rabies-shots-for-biting-the-head-off-a-bat-170665/
Chicago Style
Osbourne, Ozzy. "I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-rabies-shots-for-biting-the-head-off-a-bat-170665/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-got-rabies-shots-for-biting-the-head-off-a-bat-170665/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




