"I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics"
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The subtext is aimed at a public figure (or institution) caught rewriting their own record. “Wipe out your memory” reads like a euphemism for selective recollection: the convenient “I don’t recall” that follows scandal, a rhetorical sedative administered after the fact. Pairing “memory” with “ethics” is the real cut. It implies that moral failure is rarely a single moment; it’s sustained by narrative management. If you can’t remember, you can’t be held responsible. If your ethics are “wiped out,” responsibility becomes a non-starter.
As a journalist’s line, it also signals impatience with performative innocence. The dark humor gives it virality - a punchy, quotable sting - while preserving prosecutorial clarity. It’s less about literal opioids than about the modern alibi: the pharmacology of plausible deniability, where the haze isn’t an unfortunate side effect but the point.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Olbermann, Keith. (2026, January 16). I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-guess-the-painkillers-wipe-out-your-memory-127000/
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Olbermann, Keith. "I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-guess-the-painkillers-wipe-out-your-memory-127000/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I guess the painkillers wipe out your memory along with your ethics." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-guess-the-painkillers-wipe-out-your-memory-127000/. Accessed 27 Feb. 2026.




