"I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?"
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The joke works because it’s swagger with a safety catch. He addresses “single guys” like an older cousin dispensing wisdom, then undercuts the supposed sincerity with “sir,” a mock-formal tag that makes the line sound like a sermon delivered from the free-throw line. The flowers-and-candy setup is intentionally corny; he’s mocking the performative parts of romance that look good early and mean little later. That’s the subtext: consistency and follow-through beat flashy openings, whether you’re talking about a game plan or a relationship.
Then he pivots into the nudge-nudge: “if you don’t finish the date - you know what I mean?” The ellipsis is doing the heavy lifting. He never says sex, he just lets the audience supply it, which keeps the remark TV-friendly while still landing as locker-room humor. It’s also a neat bit of self-mythologizing: Shaq, the dominant finisher at the rim, turning “finish” into a double entendre about masculinity, performance, and results. Underneath the laugh is a familiar athlete’s ethos: starts are vibes, endings are receipts.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
O'Neal, Shaquille. (2026, January 15). I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean? FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-had-an-awful-first-quarter-but-i-picked-it-up-162085/
Chicago Style
O'Neal, Shaquille. "I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?" FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-had-an-awful-first-quarter-but-i-picked-it-up-162085/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I had an awful first quarter but I picked it up. To all you single guys out there, it's not how you start the date, it's how you finish it sir. A lot of people can, you know, start the date with flowers and candy, but if you don't finish the date - you know what I mean?" FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-had-an-awful-first-quarter-but-i-picked-it-up-162085/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.




