"I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep"
About this Quote
Beaumarchais lived in a France where wit wasn’t just entertainment; it was camouflage. As the playwright behind Figaro, he understood that jokes can smuggle criticism past censors and social gatekeepers. In that world, laughter becomes both shield and weapon: you mock power to survive it, and you survive it by pretending you’re only mocking. The line’s subtext is pragmatic, even a little paranoid: if you let yourself feel the full weight of what you see - inequality, hypocrisy, the fragility of status - you might not come back from it.
Calling him an “inventor” fits, even if it misdirects. This is an engineered response to pressure, a device for living under conditions that don’t reward sincerity. The sentence also carries a quiet indictment of the society that makes such speed necessary. When laughter is preventative medicine, the diagnosis is bleak: the world isn’t merely sad; it’s structured to make sadness inevitable unless you stay one joke ahead.
Quote Details
| Topic | Sadness |
|---|---|
| Source | Verified source: Le Barbier de Séville, ou La Précaution inutile (Pierre Beaumarchais, 1775)
Evidence: « Loué par ceux-ci, blâmé par ceux-là, me moquant des sots, bravants les méchants... je me hâte de rire de tout, de peur d'être obligé d'en pleurer » (Acte I, scène 2). This line is spoken by Figaro in Beaumarchais’s play and is the primary-origin text behind the common English rendering “I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep.” The most widely cited placement is Act I, Scene 2. The Comédie-Française catalog record explicitly attributes the quoted wording to (Barbier de Séville) and notes it illustrates Act I, Scene 2, and also states the first performance date at the Comédie-Française as 23 February 1775. Because this catalog record is not a scan of the 1775 printed edition itself, I’m marking confidence as medium (work + act/scene are solid, but I did not retrieve a digitized first edition page/folio showing the line). Other candidates (1) The Worst Dead Baby Jokes of All Time (Oliver Gaspirtz, 2017) compilation95.0% ... I hasten to laugh at everything , for fear of being obliged to weep . " -Pierre Beaumarchais " Laughter is the to... |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Beaumarchais, Pierre. (2026, February 22). I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hasten-to-laugh-at-everything-for-fear-of-being-115811/
Chicago Style
Beaumarchais, Pierre. "I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep." FixQuotes. February 22, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hasten-to-laugh-at-everything-for-fear-of-being-115811/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I hasten to laugh at everything, for fear of being obliged to weep." FixQuotes, 22 Feb. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hasten-to-laugh-at-everything-for-fear-of-being-115811/. Accessed 9 Mar. 2026.












