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"I hate women because they always know where things are"

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Voltaire’s line lands like a barbed soufflé: light enough to pass as a joke, sharp enough to cut. “I hate women” is an intentionally overblown provocation, the kind of absolutist phrasing that signals performance more than confession. The punchline deflates the misogynistic setup by pivoting to something absurdly domestic and petty: not beauty, not power, not sexuality, but competence in the mundane geography of everyday life. It’s a comic inversion of Enlightenment self-mythology. The great male mind, supposedly mastering reason and the cosmos, can’t find the keys.

The subtext is competitive embarrassment. Women “always know where things are” because they’re cast as the managers of the household’s invisible infrastructure: the objects, routines, and maintenance that keep life running and that rarely earns prestige. Voltaire turns that uncredited labor into a humiliating superpower, then stages his irritation as “hate” to make his own dependence feel like comedy rather than vulnerability. The line relies on the audience recognizing the gap between the grand emotion and the tiny cause; that mismatch is the engine.

Context matters. Voltaire’s salon world was built on sharp talk, social theater, and the constant currency of epigrams. He wrote in a culture that frequently patronized women while also relying on them as patrons, hosts, and intellectual interlocutors. The joke flatters that milieu’s misogynistic defaults even as it quietly admits a truth: the domestic sphere, coded feminine, is where real control often sits. The cynicism isn’t just about women. It’s about how easily male authority unravels in front of a missing object.

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Voltaire. (2026, January 18). I hate women because they always know where things are. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hate-women-because-they-always-know-where-10637/

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Voltaire. "I hate women because they always know where things are." FixQuotes. January 18, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hate-women-because-they-always-know-where-10637/.

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"I hate women because they always know where things are." FixQuotes, 18 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-hate-women-because-they-always-know-where-10637/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.

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Voltaire (November 21, 1694 - May 30, 1778) was a Writer from France.

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