"I hate zoos"
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Four words, no alibi. Laurie Anderson’s "I hate zoos" lands like a deadpan punchline, but it’s really a tiny manifesto: a refusal to accept captivity packaged as family entertainment. Coming from a musician whose work lives at the intersection of storytelling, performance art, and critique, the line reads less as a hot take than a compressed moral stance.
The intent isn’t to litigate animal welfare in policy-speak; it’s to make you feel the wrongness quickly, before you can intellectualize it away. Anderson’s voice - famously cool, observational, slightly estranged - often exposes how modern life turns living things into exhibits, data points, or content. A zoo is the perfect symbol for that: a place where wonder is engineered, nature is curated, and the audience is trained to mistake access for intimacy.
The subtext stretches beyond cages. "Zoo" doubles as a metaphor for any system that converts the unpredictable into the manageable: institutions that display, label, and monetize bodies, identities, even ideas. Her dislike points at the bargain we’re offered: look, but don’t touch; care, but only within approved boundaries; learn, but on someone else’s terms.
Context matters, too. Anderson emerged from late-20th-century avant-garde scenes suspicious of spectacle and authority, then crossed into mainstream visibility without losing the artist’s habit of making the familiar feel sinister. "I hate zoos" works because it’s blunt in a world that prefers ethical discomfort softened into signage and gift shops. It forces a choice: keep strolling, or admit what you’re participating in.
The intent isn’t to litigate animal welfare in policy-speak; it’s to make you feel the wrongness quickly, before you can intellectualize it away. Anderson’s voice - famously cool, observational, slightly estranged - often exposes how modern life turns living things into exhibits, data points, or content. A zoo is the perfect symbol for that: a place where wonder is engineered, nature is curated, and the audience is trained to mistake access for intimacy.
The subtext stretches beyond cages. "Zoo" doubles as a metaphor for any system that converts the unpredictable into the manageable: institutions that display, label, and monetize bodies, identities, even ideas. Her dislike points at the bargain we’re offered: look, but don’t touch; care, but only within approved boundaries; learn, but on someone else’s terms.
Context matters, too. Anderson emerged from late-20th-century avant-garde scenes suspicious of spectacle and authority, then crossed into mainstream visibility without losing the artist’s habit of making the familiar feel sinister. "I hate zoos" works because it’s blunt in a world that prefers ethical discomfort softened into signage and gift shops. It forces a choice: keep strolling, or admit what you’re participating in.
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