"I have a DVD player and I have DVDs, and I have no time to watch any of them"
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A very particular kind of modern affluence hides in David Morse's deadpan inventory: the device, the discs, the proof of good intentions, and the missing ingredient that actually matters. Time. As an actor with a career built on long shoots, travel, and the stop-start churn of projects, Morse is sketching the off-camera reality of cultural consumption: owning media has never been easier, but experiencing it has become a luxury.
The line works because it flips what a DVD collection used to signal. Not long ago, DVDs meant curation and commitment - a shelf of tastes, a mini-canon you cared enough to buy. Morse turns that into a quiet joke about overaccumulation. The repetition of "I have" is doing the heavy lifting: it mimics a checklist, the kind of consumer logic that treats possession as progress. Then the punch lands in the simplest possible way: "no time". No grand complaint, no moralizing. Just a small confession that feels uncomfortably common.
There's also an actor's subtext here: performance is constant, even when you are not acting. People in demanding, public-facing jobs often outsource leisure into aspirational purchases. The DVDs become props for a life that imagines rest later. In a culture that markets downtime like a product, Morse points at the punchline: you can buy the tools of relaxation, but you can't buy the hours to use them.
The line works because it flips what a DVD collection used to signal. Not long ago, DVDs meant curation and commitment - a shelf of tastes, a mini-canon you cared enough to buy. Morse turns that into a quiet joke about overaccumulation. The repetition of "I have" is doing the heavy lifting: it mimics a checklist, the kind of consumer logic that treats possession as progress. Then the punch lands in the simplest possible way: "no time". No grand complaint, no moralizing. Just a small confession that feels uncomfortably common.
There's also an actor's subtext here: performance is constant, even when you are not acting. People in demanding, public-facing jobs often outsource leisure into aspirational purchases. The DVDs become props for a life that imagines rest later. In a culture that markets downtime like a product, Morse points at the punchline: you can buy the tools of relaxation, but you can't buy the hours to use them.
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