"I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife"
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Then she pivots to the real threat: boredom. “If I ever bore you” is a rare concession from a public figure, a moment of apparent vulnerability. She immediately rescinds it with “it will be with a knife,” converting the anxiety of fading relevance into dark comedy and controlled menace. The knife is metaphor, but it’s also stagecraft: she dramatizes the worst case (a tedious Brooks) as something physically impossible, because she’d rather be dangerous than forgettable.
The subtext is cultural as much as personal. In early Hollywood, actresses were expected to be pleasing, legible, and grateful. Brooks frames charisma as sabotage: she’ll upset the room before she’ll soothe it, and she’ll puncture your complacency before she’ll let the conversation die. It’s a manifesto for the kind of celebrity that doesn’t beg to be loved, only to be impossible to ignore.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Brooks, Louise. (2026, January 16). I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-gift-for-enraging-people-but-if-i-ever-102303/
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Brooks, Louise. "I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-gift-for-enraging-people-but-if-i-ever-102303/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-gift-for-enraging-people-but-if-i-ever-102303/. Accessed 11 Feb. 2026.








