"I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents"
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Still, the phrasing is revealing. By naming it “homosexual,” he’s not just describing desire; he’s yanking queerness into the role of shock prop. In an era when mainstream punk-adjacent culture oscillated between genuine queer solidarity and lazy “isn’t this edgy?” posturing, the quote performs a kind of cheap boundary-crossing: it risks reinforcing the idea that same-sex attraction is inherently scandalous, and it drags minors into the blast radius to crank the outrage higher.
The subtext is power. Adult attention aimed at “adolescents” is culturally coded as illicit because it is; it implies imbalance, access, and entitlement. Pop-punk’s brand of arrested development often romanticizes teenage chaos, but romanticization becomes something darker when it’s sexualized by an adult voice. The line’s “intent” may be to scandalize, to parody taboo, to stay in character. Its effect is to remind us how easily rock humor can launder predatory implications as irreverence, and how quickly irony stops being armor and starts being cover.
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