"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches"
About this Quote
“Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full” is a neat little paradox that flatters the speaker as both caretaker and saboteur. It implies she can spot the vacuum in a room (attention, affection, money, prestige) and pour herself into it. It also grants her permission to drain whatever has gotten complacent - ego, excess, sanctimony, maybe even institutions. The symmetry makes the philosophy feel balanced, almost ethical, while the content is basically a license to meddle.
Then she turns the screw: “Scratch where it itches.” The folksy idiom grounds the quote in bodily immediacy, a reminder that beneath etiquette and ideology are urges. It’s a subtle rebuttal to moral posturing: people act because something bothers them, and relief beats righteousness. The repetition of “empty” and “full” feels like managing a household; the final clause feels like exposing the household’s secrets.
Context matters. Alice was the president’s daughter who became Washington’s most famous spectator and provocateur, a salon monarch who treated politics as both sport and theater. This line is her mission statement for a life spent puncturing pomposity and exploiting openings - not to build a system, but to keep the system honest by never letting it get too comfortable.
Quote Details
| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
|---|---|
| Source | Alice Roosevelt Longworth — aphorism listed on Wikiquote (Alice Roosevelt Longworth page): "I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Longworth, Alice Roosevelt. (2026, January 16). I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-simple-philosophy-fill-whats-empty-empty-120126/
Chicago Style
Longworth, Alice Roosevelt. "I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." FixQuotes. January 16, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-simple-philosophy-fill-whats-empty-empty-120126/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches." FixQuotes, 16 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-simple-philosophy-fill-whats-empty-empty-120126/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.












