"I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder"
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The intent isn’t to make you ponder carpentry; it’s to parody the language of personal confession. By stapling therapy-speak onto an inanimate object, Charles exposes how familiar the script has become: the dutiful acknowledgment of a supportive substitute, followed by the lingering grievance that biology still gets top billing. That’s the subtext doing the heavy lifting: even when the “step” figure is good, culture trains us to treat it as second-place, forever defined by what it isn’t.
As an actor and comedian, Charles is working a very British register of humor: deadpan, domestic, slightly grim. It’s the kind of line that belongs in a panel show or a sitcom aside, where the joke is less “ha-ha” than “oh, that’s dark.” Underneath, it’s a neat little critique of the way we sentimentalize “real” origins while trivializing the relationships that actually show up and hold the weight.
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Charles, Craig. (2026, January 14). I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-stepladder-its-a-very-nice-stepladder-169329/
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Charles, Craig. "I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder." FixQuotes. January 14, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-stepladder-its-a-very-nice-stepladder-169329/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have a stepladder. It's a very nice stepladder but it's sad that I never knew my real ladder." FixQuotes, 14 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-stepladder-its-a-very-nice-stepladder-169329/. Accessed 12 Feb. 2026.













