"I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face"
About this Quote
The “big fat face” is doing double duty. It’s exaggerated enough to signal comedy, but specific enough to sting. Actors live under a microscope where minor changes get treated like narrative twists. By using blunt, unglamorous language, Bateman punctures the expectation that celebrities should manage aging with serene gratitude and a skincare sponsorship. He’s also getting ahead of the commentary - if he says it first, the audience can’t weaponize it as easily.
Context matters: Bateman’s public persona is built on controlled likability, the guy who’s in on the joke and never appears too desperate for approval. This quip reinforces that brand while revealing the pressure underneath it. He’s not just laughing at his face; he’s acknowledging how a face becomes a product, and how frightening it is when the product starts changing without your permission.
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| Topic | Witty One-Liners |
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APA Style (7th ed.)
Bateman, Jason. (2026, January 15). I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face. FixQuotes. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-tendency-to-evolve-into-william-shatner-153537/
Chicago Style
Bateman, Jason. "I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face." FixQuotes. January 15, 2026. https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-tendency-to-evolve-into-william-shatner-153537/.
MLA Style (9th ed.)
"I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face." FixQuotes, 15 Jan. 2026, https://fixquotes.com/quotes/i-have-a-tendency-to-evolve-into-william-shatner-153537/. Accessed 18 Feb. 2026.



