"I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War"
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Exaggeration is doing the heavy lifting here, and Dave Barry knows it. By dating his Rolling Stones fandom to “approximately the Spanish-American War,” he grabs a tiny, oddly specific historical peg (1898) and hangs a ridiculous claim on it. The joke isn’t just “I’m old.” It’s the mock-heroic way pop loyalty gets narrated, as if liking a rock band requires the same provenance as a Civil War pension.
Barry’s intent is to lampoon fandom as a kind of competitive sport: who discovered the band first, who stayed truest, who has the longer, purer lineage. The word “gigantic” primes that inflation; “approximately” then undercuts it with a wink, acknowledging the lie while insisting on it anyway. That tension between certainty and absurdity is his sweet spot: earnest voice, unserious content.
There’s also a sly compliment embedded in the premise. The Stones are famous for longevity; Barry stretches that cultural fact until it breaks, turning their decades-long relevance into a century-spanning myth. The Spanish-American War reference is funny because it’s both real history and safely distant, a middle-school textbook flashbulb. It lets readers feel the scale instantly without getting solemn.
Context-wise, Barry’s humor lives in late-20th-century America, where rock bands became generational identities and nostalgia became a market. He’s poking at the adult who still wants to sound like the kid who was there at the beginning, even if “the beginning” has to be annexed from the 1890s.
Barry’s intent is to lampoon fandom as a kind of competitive sport: who discovered the band first, who stayed truest, who has the longer, purer lineage. The word “gigantic” primes that inflation; “approximately” then undercuts it with a wink, acknowledging the lie while insisting on it anyway. That tension between certainty and absurdity is his sweet spot: earnest voice, unserious content.
There’s also a sly compliment embedded in the premise. The Stones are famous for longevity; Barry stretches that cultural fact until it breaks, turning their decades-long relevance into a century-spanning myth. The Spanish-American War reference is funny because it’s both real history and safely distant, a middle-school textbook flashbulb. It lets readers feel the scale instantly without getting solemn.
Context-wise, Barry’s humor lives in late-20th-century America, where rock bands became generational identities and nostalgia became a market. He’s poking at the adult who still wants to sound like the kid who was there at the beginning, even if “the beginning” has to be annexed from the 1890s.
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